When I get you on the bank I aint gonna smile, I want the world to know how I went the extra mile.

I'll pose and i'll grimace because I know inside, someone else caught this before me... but i'll not confide.

You see I am the best and i'll leave you in no doubt, as I camp by the lake week in week out and with this monster i'll get the recognition I deserve, as I hold up the fish you jealously observe.

In your dreams fella! you wont catch this
Its in a syndicate and is smart!

Mate? it's only a fish.