When I get you on the bank I aint gonna smile
I want the world to know how I went the extra mile
I'll pose and i'll grimace because I know inside
Someone else caught this before me... but i'll not confide
You see I am the best and i'll leave you in no doubt
As I camp by the lake week in week out
And with this monster i'll get the recognition I deserve
As I hold the fish up while you jealously observe
In your dreams fella! you wont catch this
Its in a syndicate and is smart!
Mate? it's only a fish.